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You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling. — Karen Marie Moning

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher

It was on my twenty-sixth birthday that it finally hit me: Love was bullshit. There was no happily ever after. — Cindi Madsen

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar ... Yung No Mo — Dana Rosemary Scallon

I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them. — Jay Asher

You can forget ya keys or ya wallet, the first girl ya kissed, hell- even my birthday, but you'll never forget me. — Brian Azzarello

So how did he look at me?"
"Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning

The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday. — Tammy Blanchard

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me. — Anthony Burgess

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. — Art Buchwald

I'd like to have a good long talk with you once you've calmed down. Please call me soon. Happy Birthday. — Haruki Murakami

Besides all that, she's hilarious and warm and knows when I need a hug, and just how long the hug needs to be for me to not feel like crying anymore. — Tyler Oakley

You know what, Gwen?" he managed, once he'd caught his breath.
-"What?"
"I'm glad you picked me as your birthday present." -Ethan Banks — Heidi Betts

Hearing him say it now, that is was my birthday present, touched me in the last place I wanted him to touch me. My heart. — Jenny Han

I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed. — Gene Tierney

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. — Eric Bristow

Its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up — Rick Riordan

It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday!
"Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up! — Rick Riordan

When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. — Giada De Laurentiis

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Internet: What do you want for your birthday?
Virtual Cole: to stay young forever
Cole texted me:
Actually I want you — Maggie Stiefvater

My mom really wanted me to be a musician so she gave me a guitar for my fifth birthday, but I didn't start playing till I was seven. — Yngwie Malmsteen

If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry. — Kami Garcia

Other arms reach out to me, Other eyes smile tenderly, Still in peaceful dreams I see, The road leads back to you. — Ray Charles

Someone asked me when is my birthday?
The poet inside me replied,
My birthday is on the last day of the year,
It's 31st December my dear! — Anamika Mishra

When somebody says to me-which they do like every 5 years- "How does it feel to be over the hill?" my response is, "I'm just heading up the mountain." — John C. Baez

What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away. — Rodney Dangerfield

I am 13 years old, I am 13 stone, I have no money, no friends, and boys throw gravel at me. It's my birthday, and I went to bed at 7.15pm. — Caitlin Moran

I was very aware of Jeff Buckley. My brother actually bought me The Mamas And The Papas and Jeff Buckley for my birthday when I was in my early teens. — Imogen Poots

If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it. — Sundar Pichai

So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station. — Jenny Lawson

It's his mother's birthday? But he didn't tell me. I don't have a card. I don't have a gift. How could he do this to me?
Men are crap. — Sophie Kinsella

When I was 13 or 14, my mother used to gift me books that I was dying to read. Those are my most memorable birthday gifts. — Kajol

Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift."
Clara: "What?"
Tucker: "You. — Cynthia Hand

Because I have this thing about birthdays--they always remind me of death and forced jollity. — Alain De Botton

Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago, has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday. — Jerome K. Jerome

For my birthday, buy me a politician! — Ice Cube

For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed. — Joe Dunthorne

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. — Diane Arbus

My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion. — Chloe Grace Moretz

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. Would you write 'A Happy Birthday' on it for me? — A.A. Milne

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. — Rodney Dangerfield

At my age flowers scare me. — George Burns

I never really wanted to be a star. I didn't like entering a room with all eyes on me. I still don't really like the attention of a birthday party. — Joni Mitchell

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. — Meg Cabot

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright

John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time. — Maureen O'Hara

Time, where did you go? / Why did you leave me here alone? / Wait, don't go so fast / I'm missing the moments as they pass — Chantal Kreviazuk

POPPY: Don't just agree with me because it's my birthday, and I'm special, and you feel inferior under the shadow of my specialness. — Bijou Hunter

I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.
He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. — Rick Riordan

Now you'll get to see how I can really run a building, darlin. Not even a cracked knee to hold me back, yeah? What a nice birthday present. — Marie Lu

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year — Mary Baker Eddy

It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say
Hey Mama — Kanye West

Ruby's tenth birthday party. She wore a red dress and we skated and she told me we were halfway to twenty and someday we would go to France. — Catherine Lacey

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! — D.J. MacHale

'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give. — Jeremih

I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. — Kevin Smith

I'll be back before I have to meet the Headmaster about me going mad and killing people on my birthday, I swear. — Caitlin Kittredge

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday. — Jason Sudeikis

My birthday? Is he gay?" Eli asked me with a confused look on his face. — Mariana Zapata

My cousin gave me a twin-neck electric guitar for one of my birthdays. It was amazing. Even though it was mine, I was never allowed to pick it up. — Sam Palladio

This is a Happy Birthday card,
Made with lots of love by me
It's to a
Very Important Parent A VIP ... and you are she — John Walter Bratton

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. — Ellen Glasgow

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. — Guy Johnson

Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by any comparison. — Beth Fantaskey

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am. — Bernard Baruch

This birthday verse is little and I want you to know and see, that you're someone very special especially to me. — Susan Smith

A Little Birdie
Told Me It's
Your Birthday!
So Enjoy Your
Special Day! — Julie McGregor

Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs. — Bruce Springsteen

Deep down I believe my year was a special year: it produced me. — Ned Vizzini

If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, I said, smirking. — Laura Kreitzer