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Billy Crystal Quotes & Sayings

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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday. — Billy Crystal

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it. — Billy Crystal

I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep! — Billy Crystal

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul. — Billy Crystal

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable. — Billy Crystal

People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.' — Robin Williams

I'm comfortable being old ... being black ... being Jewish. — Billy Crystal

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love. — Billy Crystal

Bambi, to a kid, was scary. — Billy Crystal

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap. — Billy Crystal

My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me. — Billy Crystal

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. — Billy Crystal

I'm married - I've caught my limit. — Billy Crystal

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues. — Billy Crystal

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving. — Billy Crystal

We all have a different image of what old is, and if you were exposed to senior citizens at a young age, as I was, it can color your soul with terror. — Billy Crystal

Don't give up your power. — Billy Crystal

I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. — Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal ... I crap bigger than him. — Jack Palance

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together. — Bobby Moynihan

But I had learned over the years that if you're not happy doing what you're doing, then you shouldn't be doing it. — Billy Crystal

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. — Billy Crystal

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. — Billy Crystal

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing. — Billy Crystal

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. — Billy Crystal

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come. — Billy Crystal

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world. — Billy Crystal

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something. — Billy Crystal

Thurmond - same thing. Kennedy, Eisenhower, Clinton ... all men of power, and the power went right to their pants. Even FDR fooled around. This — Billy Crystal

Gentlemen, start your egos. — Billy Crystal

It's money. I remember it from when I was single — Billy Crystal

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo. — Billy Crystal

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. — Billy Crystal

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids. — Billy Crystal

You will always be the bread and the knife, not to mention the crystal goblet and - somehow - the wine. — Billy Collins

You give up your dream, you give up. — Billy Crystal

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be. — Billy Crystal

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn. — Billy Crystal

Insomnia, from the Greek word meaning I can't fucking sleep! — Billy Crystal

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are. — Billy Crystal

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing. — Billy Crystal

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while. — Billy Crystal

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. — Billy Crystal

Change is such hard work. — Billy Crystal

As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is. — Billy Crystal

It's more important to look good than to feel good.
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My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour. — Billy Crystal

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place — Billy Crystal

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. — Steve Martin

I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. — Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage ... there's no telling him what's funny. — Harold Ramis

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade. — Billy Crystal

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service! — Billy Crystal

Nothing can take the sting out of the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues. — Billy Crystal

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising. — Billy Crystal

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro. — Billy Crystal