Billy Crystal Quotes
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
— Billy Crystal
People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'
— Robin Williams
I'm comfortable being old ... being black ... being Jewish.
— Billy Crystal
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
— Billy Crystal
I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
— Billy Crystal
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
— Billy Crystal
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
— Billy Crystal
I'm married - I've caught my limit.
— Billy Crystal
Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.
— Billy Crystal
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
— Billy Crystal
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
— Billy Crystal
Don't give up your power.
— Billy Crystal
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.
— Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal ... I crap bigger than him.
— Jack Palance
Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.
— Bobby Moynihan
But I had learned over the years that if you're not happy doing what you're doing, then you shouldn't be doing it.
— Billy Crystal
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
— Billy Crystal
I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
— Billy Crystal
Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.
— Billy Crystal
I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
— Billy Crystal
I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.
— Billy Crystal
Thurmond - same thing. Kennedy, Eisenhower, Clinton ... all men of power, and the power went right to their pants. Even FDR fooled around. This
— Billy Crystal
Gentlemen, start your egos.
— Billy Crystal
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
— Billy Crystal
I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.
— Billy Crystal
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
— Billy Crystal
There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
— Billy Crystal
You will always be the bread and the knife, not to mention the crystal goblet and - somehow - the wine.
— Billy Collins
You give up your dream, you give up.
— Billy Crystal
I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.
— Billy Crystal
Insomnia, from the Greek word meaning I can't fucking sleep!
— Billy Crystal
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
— Billy Crystal
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
— Billy Crystal
I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.
— Billy Crystal
Change is such hard work.
— Billy Crystal
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
— Billy Crystal
It's more important to look good than to feel good.Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live — Billy Crystal
My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour.
— Billy Crystal
Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place
— Billy Crystal
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
— Steve Martin
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
— Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage ... there's no telling him what's funny.
— Harold Ramis
Nothing can take the sting out of the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
— Billy Crystal
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
— Billy Crystal
Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
— Billy Crystal