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The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.
— Bill Maher
True patriotism is doing something for your country.
— Bill Maher
We are oblivious to suffering. We are cheap with charity if it's not close to our home.
— Bill Maher
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If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshakeit's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher
Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.
— Bill Maher
We're a complacent society, hard to get riled up in the first place, and then when we do, it's misdirected.
— Bill Maher
People sometimes say how standup is so hard, and I always tell them that it's hard at the beginning.
— Bill Maher
I don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
— Bill Maher
When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was.
— Bill Maher
I believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author.
— Bill Maher
What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.
— Bill Maher
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that.
— Bill Maher
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.
— Bill Maher
It's all been satirized for your protection.
— Bill Maher
There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.
— Bill Maher
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
— Bill Maher
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
— Bill Maher
We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!
— Bill Maher
Religion is bad, drugs are good.
— Bill Maher
The point is, a leader does what he thinks is right, not what he thinks the popular thing is.
— Bill Maher
Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana ... About 50,000 times.
— Bill Maher
Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.
— Bill Maher
We don't do sensible things. This is America.
— Bill Maher
Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.
— Bill Maher
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
— Bill Maher
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
— Bill Maher
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
— Bill Maher
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
— Bill Maher
I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.
— Bill Maher
I urge the media to start referring to climate skeptics as what they really are: climate assholes.
— Bill Maher
The thing they're trying to stop is 30-million people getting health insurance. That's the substance.
— Chris Hayes
But females in even the most advanced Muslim countries are simply, by law, not the equal of men.
— Bill Maher
I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it?
— Bill Maher
Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!
— Bill Maher
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— Bill Maher
Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce.
— Bernard Goldberg
What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.
— Bill Maher
In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'
— Bill Maher
You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.
— Bill Maher
What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?
— Bill Maher
Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
— Bill Maher
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
— Bill Maher
We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.
— Bill Maher
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