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Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: When you're ... stepping over a guy on

When you're ... stepping over a guy on the sidewalk ... does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I am a misanthropic humanist ... Do I

I am a misanthropic humanist ... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs ... shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'? — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I never got along with my dad. Kids

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: How dare you have wino tell me not

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I saw ... a kid on a leash.

I saw ... a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I was always 'awake' ... Some part of

I was always 'awake' ... Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: The eyes of love see all of us

The eyes of love see all of us as one. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I get a kick out of being an

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met,

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I can't watch TV longer than five minutes

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: Pornography is any act that has no artistic

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts ... Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: It has become more and more obvious that

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: You think when Jesus comes back, he really

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: Okay, I got one word to ask you,

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I'm just trying to rid the world of

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious ... — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: When two or more people agree on an

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: It's my object to be stared at like

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: The Voice of Reason is in us all

The Voice of Reason is in us all ... and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: No one knows what it's like ... to

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans ... — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: As long as one person lives in darkness

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous
as long as you're honest. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love

Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him. — Daniel Tosh

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: It's you people dying from nothing that are

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me ... oxygen tent, iron lung. — Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Best Quotes By Bill Hicks: I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. — Bill Hicks