Bifocals Quotes
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Bifocals Quotes & Sayings
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Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals because nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
— Ann Landers
To my deafness I'm accustomed, To my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage my bifocals, But Oh how I miss my mind.
— Alec Douglas-Home
Time has changed and now is the age of spending.
— Zhang Yimou
I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
— Paul Newman
Where there is an observatory and a telescope, we expect that any eyes will see new worlds at once.
— Henry David Thoreau
My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.
— Hank Williams Jr.
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
— Sarah Silverman
A kingdom, or this
— C.S. Pacat
our first customer, a gray-haired woman in bifocals and
— Gillian Flynn
And in this case, the devil didn't wear Prada so much as she wore a pink nylon tracksuit, polka-dotted bifocals, and answered to the name Gigi.
— Tracy Brogan
Aging Poem I can live with my arthritis, And my dentures fit me fine. I can see with my bifocals, But I sure do miss my mind.
— Michael Hodgin
Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.
— Spike Milligan