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Morning, Bill,' said Lord Tidmouth agreeably.
'Go to hell!' said Bill.
'Right-ho,' said his lordship. — P.G. Wodehouse

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. — P.G. Wodehouse

It is the bungled crime that brings remorse. — P.G. Wodehouse

I sank into a chair and mopped the frontal bone. Not for many a long day had I been in such a doodah — P.G. Wodehouse

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows. — P.G. Wodehouse

At that moment the gong sounded, and the genial host came tumbling downstairs like the delivery of a ton of coals. — P.G. Wodehouse

Six of the juiciest from a cane of the type that biteth like a serpent and stingeth like an adder, as the fellow said. — P.G. Wodehouse

You ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there? — P.G. Wodehouse

You can't be too careful how you stir up a policeman. — P.G. Wodehouse

His manner had the offensive jauntiness of the man who has had a cold bath when he might just as easily have had a hot one. — P.G. Wodehouse

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks. — P.G. Wodehouse

Lord Emsworth belonged to the people-like-to-be-left-alone-to-amuse-themselves-when-they-come-to-a-place school of hosts — P.G. Wodehouse

I suppose everyone has had that ghastly feeling at one time or another of being urged by some overwhelming force to do some absolutely blithering act. — P.G. Wodehouse

she was usually keenly susceptible to weather conditions and reveled in sunshine like a kitten. — P.G. Wodehouse

I don't know why it is, but women who have anything to do with Opera, even if they're only studying for it, always appear to run to surplus poundage. — P.G. Wodehouse

P.G. Wodehouse was a huge influence on me when I was younger, as were Edgar Rice Burroughs and George Bernard Shaw. — Michael Moorcock

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel. — P.G. Wodehouse

Much has been written on the subject of bed-books. The general consensus of opinion is that a gentle, slow-moving story makes the best opiate — P.G. Wodehouse

It has never been hard to tell the difference between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine. — P.G. Wodehouse

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love. — P.G. Wodehouse

Aunt Agatha is like an elephant- not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never forgets. — P.G. Wodehouse

I always strive, when I can, to spread sweetness and light. There have been several complaints about it. — P.G. Wodehouse

Well, you know, there are limits to the sacred claims of friendship. — P.G. Wodehouse

He looked like a vulture dissatisfied with its breakfast corpse. — P.G. Wodehouse

cats on hot bricks could take hints from me — P.G. Wodehouse

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror. — P.G. Wodehouse

He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes. — P.G. Wodehouse

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. — P.G. Wodehouse

The general effect was rather as if I had swallowed six-pennorth of dynamite and somebody touched it off inside me. — P.G. Wodehouse

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life. — P.G. Wodehouse

These dreamer types do live, don't they? — P.G. Wodehouse

Gussie opened his vaudeville career — P.G. Wodehouse

She came leaping towards me, like Lady Macbeth coming to get first-hand news from the guest-room. — P.G. Wodehouse

She was standing by the barometer, which, if it had had an ounce of sense in its head, would have been pointing to 'Stormy' instead of 'Set Fair — P.G. Wodehouse