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Best Waitress Quotes & Sayings

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what are you?" he asked. "I'm a waitress. — Charlaine Harris

I can not love you until you can love our beautiful waitress in the simple way that I do. — Derrick Brown

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right. — Dana Gould

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon. — Liam Payne

I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing. — Catherine Keener

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano

I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini. — Karen MacInerney

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno

I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used. — Stephen Shore

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. — Shaun White

The waitress looked a little awkward. "Is all that for both you and your sister? — J.R. Ward

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress ... I got lost on the subway. — Piper Perabo

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school. — Jennie Garth

I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress. — Chrissie Hynde

The waitress, a plain brunette disguised as a pretty brunette... — Gillian Flynn

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you. — Jessica Lange

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab. — Rick Riordan

I'd rather be a happy Hooters waitress than a depressed out-of-work actor. — Lauren Beukes

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. — John Lennon

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. — Gareth Gates

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table. — Tracy Pollan

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick. — Jay Mohr

I've worked in a call centre and as a nightclub waitress. I served champagne to Rihanna. — Fleur East

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. — Jane Siberry

I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard. — Lucy Alibar

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. — Cate Edwards

In my heart I'm just a lucky waitress. — Denise Mina

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress. — Phyllis Schlafly

If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress. — Kim Cattrall

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. — Kristin Davis

I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's cracked shoes. — Marian Keyes

I got an emergency leave. I visited my dad on his deathbed. His last words to me: "Try to pick up every waitress who serves you. — James Ellroy

[A]pparently, it's okay to WORK as a waitress but not to BE a waitress. — Deb Caletti