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Best Uncle Quotes By Lewis Nordan: Uncle said, If love would save him, wouldn't

Uncle said, If love would save him, wouldn't no harm come to him. — Lewis Nordan

Best Uncle Quotes By George R R Martin: My uncle always said that it was the

My uncle always said that it was the sword in a man's hand that determined his wroth, not the one between his legs. - Arianne — George R R Martin

Best Uncle Quotes By Lindsey Renee Backen: Trust me, dear, with the amount that you

Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad. — Lindsey Renee Backen

Best Uncle Quotes By Laura Lippman: Tess's Uncle Donald winced when he entered the

Tess's Uncle Donald winced when he entered the Kibbitz Room at Attman's Delicatessen. The pained expression — Laura Lippman

Best Uncle Quotes By Debora Geary: Uncle Marcus was going to help with training?

Uncle Marcus was going to help with training? Elorie looked around for flying pigs. — Debora Geary

Best Uncle Quotes By Philip Reeve: Uncle knows best. -All the Lost Boys

Uncle knows best.
-All the Lost Boys — Philip Reeve

Best Uncle Quotes By William Shakespeare: Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no

Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle. — William Shakespeare

Best Uncle Quotes By Rick Riordan: Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out

Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right. — Rick Riordan

Best Uncle Quotes By John F. Kennedy: Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the

Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the mantle of his uncle. — John F. Kennedy

Best Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Best Uncle Quotes By Gold Panda: My uncle was a music producer and even

My uncle was a music producer and even he'd tell me to get a proper job. I tried to get him to give me five grand to make an album - it didn't happen. — Gold Panda

Best Uncle Quotes By Michael N. Wilton: I call these naughties - just like your

I call these naughties - just like your Uncle sometimes... — Michael N. Wilton

Best Uncle Quotes By Neil Leckman: They say that time is relative. I think

They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!! — Neil Leckman

Best Uncle Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!

You can't give a Dementor the old one-two! — J.K. Rowling

Best Uncle Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette.

Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player. — Anthony Jeselnik

Best Uncle Quotes By R. Lee Ermey: It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can. — R. Lee Ermey

Best Uncle Quotes By Chris O'Dowd: I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or

I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have! — Chris O'Dowd

Best Uncle Quotes By Vera Farmiga: I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a

I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece. — Vera Farmiga

Best Uncle Quotes By Edith Hahn Beer: Alex Robichek had survived their Italian exile; that

Alex Robichek had survived their Italian exile; that Uncle Richard and Aunt Roszi were safe in Sacramento. — Edith Hahn Beer

Best Uncle Quotes By Billy Joel: You can pay Uncle Sam with all your

You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money? — Billy Joel

Best Uncle Quotes By Beverly Cleary: Uncle Avery, who was not only postmaster but

Uncle Avery, who was not only postmaster but mayor of Pitchfork as well. — Beverly Cleary

Best Uncle Quotes By Patricia Wood: She did her best but like Uncle E

She did her best but like Uncle E says, sometimes your best just ain't good enough. — Patricia Wood

Best Uncle Quotes By Jonathan Tisch: I grew up watching and learning from the

I grew up watching and learning from the ultimate partnership, and that is of my father and late uncle. — Jonathan Tisch

Best Uncle Quotes By Sammy Davis Jr.: When Liza Minelli was a child, she used

When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy. — Sammy Davis Jr.

Best Uncle Quotes By Ray Stevens: If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam. — Ray Stevens

Best Uncle Quotes By Philip Reeve: Uncle knows best.

Uncle knows best. — Philip Reeve

Best Uncle Quotes By Nicole Krauss: I know sometimes things are hard with Mum."

I know sometimes things are hard with Mum." "She misses Dad," I said, which was like pointing out that a sky-scraper is tall. Uncle Julian nodded. — Nicole Krauss

Best Uncle Quotes By Marie F. Martin: The best way to go, is just to

The best way to go, is just to do it" - Uncle Lanny — Marie F. Martin

Best Uncle Quotes By Lora Leigh: Meltdown when we get home. Mom keeps chocolate

Meltdown when we get home. Mom keeps chocolate for meltdowns. Daddy always has them when Uncle Jonas visits.
-David Lyons from Tanner's Scheme- — Lora Leigh

Best Uncle Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You

Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You are implored to come inside here, my boy. — Lemony Snicket

Best Uncle Quotes By Jasmine Guinness: I knew nothing about my mum's family. Her

I knew nothing about my mum's family. Her parents were dead by the time she was 14. She was brought up by two aunts, and she only ever met one uncle. — Jasmine Guinness

Best Uncle Quotes By William Gerhardie: But to dwell prematurely on the sadness of

But to dwell prematurely on the sadness of one's death to others, Uncle Kostia, is like asking for money in advance. It's commercially unsound. — William Gerhardie

Best Uncle Quotes By Daisy Ridley: My great uncle was in 'Dad's Army.' And

My great uncle was in 'Dad's Army.' And I don't know if Americans will know that. It was a hugely popular show in England. — Daisy Ridley

Best Uncle Quotes By Andy Garcia: My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant,

My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire. — Andy Garcia

Best Uncle Quotes By Chuck Nevitt: My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt

Best Uncle Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler

Best Uncle Quotes By Robert Sellers: He began to get the feeling that dear

He began to get the feeling that dear Uncle Carol "was drifting about in an Edwardian summer — Robert Sellers

Best Uncle Quotes By Uncle Amon: Who was your favorite

Who was your favorite — Uncle Amon

Best Uncle Quotes By George R R Martin: The king is my son!" Cersei rose to

The king is my son!" Cersei rose to her feet. "Aye," her uncle said, "and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler. — George R R Martin

Best Uncle Quotes By Victoria Aveyard: Uncle is gone, she wrote instead of all

Uncle is gone, she wrote instead of all this. And somehow, in some way, I envy him. — Victoria Aveyard

Best Uncle Quotes By Marcel Proust: Now my uncle knew many of them [actresses]

Now my uncle knew many of them [actresses] personally, and also ladies of another class, not clearly distinguished from actresses in my mind. — Marcel Proust

Best Uncle Quotes By Neal Stephenson: He is just your type," Uncle Meng said

He is just your type," Uncle Meng said gently. "Please, do try not to fuck him."
"How come it's okay for James Bond? — Neal Stephenson

Best Uncle Quotes By Paul Broun: If 10 percent is good enough for the

If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam. — Paul Broun

Best Uncle Quotes By James Ellroy: Qualifications don't count. All Ike did was invade

Qualifications don't count. All Ike did was invade Europe and look like your uncle. — James Ellroy