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I'm online, therefore I am. — Stewart Lee Beck

Enter at the exit — Trenton Lee Stewart

The missing aren't missing, they're only departed,
All minds keep all thoughts - so like gold - closely guarded, — Trenton Lee Stewart

A lie stands on one foot but the truth stands on 2. — Trenton Lee Stewart

You are the smartest children i know. You just don't beleive it. — Trenton Lee Stewart

It just supports my personal opinion that he's a wacko — Trenton Lee Stewart

Was it worse for him, Reynie wondered, to have felt loved and then rejected? Or was it worse to have always felt alone? — Trenton Lee Stewart

You know what i like about buttons? They're very small things that hold bigger things together. Awfully important, buttons - little but strong. — Trenton Lee Stewart

For every exit, there is also an entrance. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn
always keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Don't thank me,' Mr. Curtain called as the door slid closed. 'Impress me! — Trenton Lee Stewart

I tend to find characters who lack vulnerability dull. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Au contraire..."
"What?" Constance demanded.
Curtain blinked.
~ The Perilous Journey — Trenton Lee Stewart

The gym is always open, except when it's closed. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Sometimes, Reynie, trouble itself is the key. - Mr. Benedict — Trenton Lee Stewart

If you are a young comic reading this and are worried that you have sold out, or may sell out at some point, DO IT! KILL YOURSELF NOW! — Stewart Lee

In other words, you are our last possible hope. You are our only hope. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Kate laid her hand against his cheek. "Why do you keep doing this? Why do you keep getting hurt?"
"Bad habit," Milligan mumbled. — Trenton Lee Stewart

If we're just trying to be accurate, then how about 'The Doomed to Fail Bunch'?" said Constance.
"Honestly! We can't even name ourselves. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Is this what family is like: the feeling that everyone's connected, that with one piece missing, the whole thing's broken? — Trenton Lee Stewart

Remember, children. For every exit, there is also an entrance. ~ Milligan, The Mysterious Benedict Society — Trenton Lee Stewart

My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted. — Stewart Lee Beck

I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius. — Jez Butterworth

Daddy, will you take me to the mill, again? — Trenton Lee Stewart

Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance? — Stewart Lee Beck

As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute. — Stewart Lee Beck

I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before. — Stewart Lee Beck

She announced her age right away, for children consider their ages every bit as important as their names. — Trenton Lee Stewart

It's not going to be over until we say so. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Books had been her means of escape; now they would be her refuge. — Trenton Lee Stewart