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Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used. — Haruki Murakami

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. — William Shakespeare

I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again. — Christine Teigen

They insist upon the shaving of the moustache, I think, in order that they may accustom the young men to obedience in the most trifling matters. — Plutarch

Manly? And what would a kid like you know about manly? Have you even started shaving yet?"
"Only my balls, sir. — S.J.D. Peterson

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater

Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose. — David Eddings

Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory? Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask? Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror! — Various

Steve mellon had told him that love was for poor suckers, and Richard had written on his steamed-up shaving mirror that morning, 'I must be penniless. — Jeffrey Archer

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. — Tom Robbins

The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths. — Antony Beevor

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly. — Joe Dempsie

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache ... I'm pumped! — Justin Bieber

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed. — Andy Zaltzman

Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? — Woody Allen

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice? — Howard Tayler

It was nice to be around a girly girl, even if it meant there was no space for his shaving gear in the bathroom. — Bart Hopkins

To anyone seeing him but not knowing him, Saul Panzer was nothing but a little guy with a big nose who never quite caught up with his shaving. — Rex Stout

Shakti always said we should have a guy we wanted to keep shaving our legs for. I knew what she meant.
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Perrin sighed, and shrugged again. She had not asked him to keep the beard, and she would not. Yet he knew he was going to put off shaving again. — Robert Jordan

I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos

I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving. — Clay Matthews III

I'm obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you've had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too. — Brad Goreski

Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply. — Robert L. Slater

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? — Albert Einstein

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph. — Jackie Cooper

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. — James Joyce

Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-handed, like writing and shaving. — Mike Weir

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream. — Marc Jacobs

Shaving half my head was a look that meant I could go punkier with my style. — Natalie Dormer

You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid. — Jennifer L. Armentrout