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It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. — Corey Feldman

The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you havce no control over my future. You don't know me at all. — David Klass

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. — Mariah Carey

People are basically screwed-up and often the best you can do for them is listen, hear the worst and then tell it's not so bad. — Michael Nava

Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date."
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane

If all we are is what people think we are, then we're all screwed. — Rhoda Belleza

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all. — Thora Birch

I don't allow Hollywood to define my joy, my happiness, and my peace because you'll be screwed. You have to be very careful. — Tia Mowry

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? — Richard M. Nixon

Fate has a way of letting us know when we have screwed up by turning everything into an uphill battle. — Ronnie Schiller

I feel like everyone fakes who they really are, when deep down we're all equal amounts of screwed up. Some of — Colleen Hoover

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. — John Kricfalusi

Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination. — Emily Snow

To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better. — Amy Winehouse

You know a shooter when you see it. At least the creative people do. If a picture isn't obvious in the first draft you're kind of screwed. — William Monahan

We're screwed. (Nick)
Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

She was screwed by the fates. Cursed with a mate she wanted but couldn't have. — Susannah Scott

Show of hands," Devon said, breaking the silence. "Who thinks we're screwed? — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day. — Peter Biskind

You're he best friend I've ever had. Even if things get screwed up, you'll find a way to help me. — A.G. Howard

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin

A century ago, life screwed that poor man and me because we were too young, and now they want to do the same thing because we are too old. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little bit of screwed-up-ness that comes from our family. We share it. And it feels like love. — Patrick Ness

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed. — Larry Wall

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. — Mel Gibson

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

The key to a good relationship is forgiveness, because without it we're all completely screwed. — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. — Julie Harris

People who go into show business are screwed up. — Craig Kilborn

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. — Ben Hogan

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. — Chuck Palahniuk

What the hell? We're all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don't have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me ... oxygen tent, iron lung. — Bill Hicks

Nick grew up with a father who never ever apologized, so when Nick feels he has screwed up he goes on offense. — Gillian Flynn

If We Lose ... We're All Screwed. — Tony Amonte

If Castle Dracula screwed a hospital, this would be the bastard offspring. — Larissa Ione