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The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Mario Diaz-Balart

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. — Mark Forsyth

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. — Alber Elbaz

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. — Ian Dury

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. — Mary Kay Ash

I believe people who shower twice a day are hiding a secret, or a sandwich. — Chelsea Handler

Use beautiful to describe a sandwich, and the word means nothing. — Jess Walter

When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting, 10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread. — Kellan Lutz

You're a sandwich short of a picnic, mate. — Jennifer Bernard

We are being fired upon."

"By what?"

"A ham sandwich. — Sabrina Zbasnik

I should like a parsley sandwich.
To the best of my knowledge they are not in season. — Edward Gorey

To my mind, a small bit of catshit equals a catshit sandwich, unless I know where the catshit is and can eat around it. — Mary Karr

Dust balls lined the steps. A half-eaten sandwich sat atop the landing where someone had felt too sad to finish it. — Jeffrey Eugenides

red meat that has been processed into bacon, bologna, hot dogs, sandwich meats, and other products with added salt is best avoided altogether. — Michael Moss

Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting, — Padgett Powell

One of Spenser's rules of detection is: Never poke around on an empty stomach. So I unpacked, got my gun, and went down for a club sandwich and — Robert B. Parker

I can't say I really see much difference between my son and daughters except that my girls will occasionally make me a sandwich and my son won't. — Kevin Costner

How Nathan doesn't know I fancy him is beyond me. I may as well walk around with a sandwich board, saying 'I heart Nathan', ringing a bell — Samantha Towle

All you ever really want is a great character and great writing. As an actor, that's the juiciest sandwich you could ever ask for. — Jill Scott

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich." — Stephen Colbert

This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. — Emanuel Cleaver

Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts. — Matt Cole

Don't live like a CEO when you're still a sandwich artist. — Sophia Amoruso

Life is a shit sandwich and every day you take another bite. — Joe Schmidt

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? — Bill Burr

You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn't question it. — Charles Manson

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. — Keanu Reeves

I made the first sandwich before entering college. — Fred DeLuca

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. — Arthur Conan Doyle

My first job was as a sandwich artist at Subway. — Sophia Amoruso

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. — John Lennon

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH. — Lauren Conrad

I eat a catfish sandwich
with onions and red sauce
20c. (Havana 1953) — Allen Ginsberg

I am a member of the 'sandwich' generation, that group that must simultaneously care for elderly parents and support children. — Sandra Tsing Loh

Discomforting, like finding a three-week-old sandwich behind your bed, when you swore you'd finished the darn thing. — Brandon Sanderson

If what I have to do is share a sandwich to lift someone's spirits, put a smile on their face - the worst thing that happens is I go broke! — Jose Andres

daren't open my sandwich — Moll French