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On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs. — Rob Delaney

You and I will be around a lot longer than Twitter, and nothing substitutes face to face. - Rob Delaney It — Austin Kleon

I think your ambition for something changes as you go. — Rob Delaney

Things don't happen to us. They happen for us. — Michael Hyatt

Loved reading Me Before You and The Girl You Left Behind. Both stories kept me very involved with sometimes twists and turns that I did not expect! — Jojo Moyes

You are never giving, nor can you ever give, enough service. — James R Cook

If you have real, internal value, you don't need a loud, expensive imitation. — Denis Waitley

You make your own future. — Adrienne Woods

The mind, when it reaches its limits, must make a judgment and choose its conclusions. This is where suicide and the reply stand. — Albert Camus

I no longer believe in freedom of speech. — Rob Delaney

My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter. — Rob Delaney

Children give terrible gifts because they are poor. — Rob Delaney

In real life, I am alarmingly boring. — Rob Delaney

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him. — Rob Delaney

Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan. — Rob Delaney

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo. — Rob Delaney

I hate wearing suits and ties. — Rob Delaney

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire. — Rob Delaney

A heart that hurts is a heart that works. - Juliana Hatfield — Rob Delaney

It is great to be a part of the whole skating family, and it makes me feel ecstatic that my name will be among the greats of the sport. — Debi Thomas

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75. — Rob Delaney

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame. — Rob Delaney

Willful ignorance or resistance to alleged facts has been a big ingredient in any success I've had. — Rob Delaney

I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, 'people.' — Rob Delaney

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious. — Rob Delaney

You look concerned." Books turned the wheel to screw down the press. "It's my new normative state," Amaranthe said. — Lindsay Buroker

I'd rather be authentic than true. — Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles. — Rob Delaney

I want people to feel good about themselves. — Rob Delaney

Enterprises are just starting to adopt and integrate the iPad into their networks, but this is accelerating, and that's an opportunity for Infosys. — Kris Gopalakrishnan

If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette. — Rob Delaney

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. — Rob Delaney

She's not just under my skin, she's in my organs, wrapped up in my cells, infecting me. — J.M. Darhower

I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that! — Rob Delaney

People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole. — Rob Delaney

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day. — Rob Delaney

There is no greater treasure than a husband who models godliness before his wife and children on a daily basis. — Jim George

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage. — Rob Delaney

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth. — Rob Delaney