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Best One Liner Quotes By Munia Khan: A lantern can give you light only when

A lantern can give you light only when you light it — Munia Khan

Best One Liner Quotes By Wynne McLaughlin: I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect,

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car. — Wynne McLaughlin

Best One Liner Quotes By Richard Rohr: The most common one-liner in the Bible is,

The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times. — Richard Rohr

Best One Liner Quotes By Wynne McLaughlin: If anaphylactic shock is wrong, I don't wanna

If anaphylactic shock is wrong, I don't wanna bee bite. — Wynne McLaughlin

Best One Liner Quotes By Bob Hope: He was bare chested and in good trim.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England — Bob Hope

Best One Liner Quotes By Bob Hope: Please don't stand up on my account.

Please don't stand up on my account. — Bob Hope

Best One Liner Quotes By Wynne McLaughlin: My Halloween costume is Godot. I'm not showing

My Halloween costume is Godot. I'm not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I'm on my way. — Wynne McLaughlin

Best One Liner Quotes By Bridget Golightly: Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about

Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'. — Bridget Golightly

Best One Liner Quotes By Vikrmn: Wow! So beautiful. Which star? Planet, not star;

Wow! So beautiful. Which star? Planet, not star; It WAS called Earth. — Vikrmn

Best One Liner Quotes By Courtney Barnett: If I write something down, it's normally just

If I write something down, it's normally just a sharp one-liner. — Courtney Barnett

Best One Liner Quotes By Robert Orben: Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people

Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer. — Robert Orben

Best One Liner Quotes By Jeb Bush: Donald [Trump], is great at - at the

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate. — Jeb Bush

Best One Liner Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: No one-liner can ever be optimal.

No one-liner can ever be optimal. — Stephen Jay Gould

Best One Liner Quotes By Shubham Choudhary: Good things come in small packages.Shopping isn't a

Good things come in small packages.
Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages! — Shubham Choudhary

Best One Liner Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't think of any sentence as a

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

Best One Liner Quotes By John Shirley: When you serve a beer-cock an ear.

When you serve a beer-cock an ear. — John Shirley

Best One Liner Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: There is no cure for madness except the

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure. — Santosh Kalwar

Best One Liner Quotes By Vikrmn: We both were there, but alone. "Bye," she

We both were there, but alone. "Bye," she said and left; I was alone; again, one more time. — Vikrmn

Best One Liner Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson

Best One Liner Quotes By Warren Buffett: There are certain things that cannot be adequately

There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures. — Warren Buffett

Best One Liner Quotes By Dani Kollin: Now it's going to turn into the biggest

Now it's going to turn into the biggest media blitz since the Pope's divorce. — Dani Kollin

Best One Liner Quotes By Jamie Bell: I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me. — Jamie Bell

Best One Liner Quotes By Dani Kollin: You may as well tell our readers that

You may as well tell our readers that death and taxes are coming back. — Dani Kollin

Best One Liner Quotes By Bridget Golightly: Bridget was so excited to see the giant

Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach. — Bridget Golightly

Best One Liner Quotes By Charles Jencks: A sign to me is a one-liner, a

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols. — Charles Jencks

Best One Liner Quotes By Amit Abraham: I am known as a one liner man

I am known as a one liner man because I don't give chance to people to read between the lines. — Amit Abraham

Best One Liner Quotes By Vikrmn: I'll always wait for you. Bye! Gotta go.

I'll always wait for you. Bye! Gotta go. — Vikrmn

Best One Liner Quotes By Auliq Ice: A man's weakest spots are almost always closest

A man's weakest spots are almost always closest to his passions. — Auliq Ice

Best One Liner Quotes By John Krasinski: The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars],

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself. — John Krasinski

Best One Liner Quotes By Emily Giffin: It's always a good feeling when you can

It's always a good feeling when you can produce just the right one-liner to prove your point so tidily. — Emily Giffin