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Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: When it rains it pours and when it

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Ethan Luck: It's funny when people say something is "unreal"

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Mata Amritanandamayi: Go out and serve the suffering. Learn to

Go out and serve the suffering. Learn to place others in front of yourself. — Mata Amritanandamayi

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Ally Condie: I help him to reach her. For a

I help him to reach her. For a moment, I am a part of it all. Then I'm just apart. — Ally Condie

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Words are the source of all power. And

Words are the source of all power. And names are more than just a collection of letters. — Rick Riordan

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: Her sadness was ceaseless, but she kept it

Her sadness was ceaseless, but she kept it quarantined in a governable little quarter of her heart. It was the best she could do. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: There are comedians who focus on everything that

There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that city and that night. — Mike Birbiglia

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Lois Greiman: Luck is merely a product of the happily

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I used to carry a rabbit's foot for

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Kirstie Alley: Indians have a big problem with alcohol and

Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems. — Kirstie Alley

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Johnny Depp: It's awful bad luck to bring a woman

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Jon Stewart: We declared war on terror-it's not even a

We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. — Jon Stewart

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Jillian Dodd: I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid

I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice. — Jillian Dodd

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: For a comedian to kind of catch onto

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Charles Jencks: Europe has been in my bones.

Europe has been in my bones. — Charles Jencks

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By George Lopez: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Thomas Nagel: The question is there, whther we answer it

The question is there, whther we answer it or not. — Thomas Nagel

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Lucie Novak: I used to think skiing is more thrilling

I used to think skiing is more thrilling than sex. Now I know it is equally thrilling and I never injured my knee by having sex. — Lucie Novak

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Rob Reger: I forgot for a second that he was

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Fela Durotoye: Not everything in your past qualifies to be

Not everything in your past qualifies to be called HISTORY; only the things in the past that shaped your FUTURE — Fela Durotoye

Best Of Luck Funny Quotes By Jay Woodman: 5 words of advice to reduce stress -

5 words of advice to reduce stress - "Connect with your Soul's power" or "Change your reality through Coaching". — Jay Woodman