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When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

Go out and serve the suffering. Learn to place others in front of yourself. — Mata Amritanandamayi

I help him to reach her. For a moment, I am a part of it all. Then I'm just apart. — Ally Condie

Words are the source of all power. And names are more than just a collection of letters. — Rick Riordan

Her sadness was ceaseless, but she kept it quarantined in a governable little quarter of her heart. It was the best she could do. — Elizabeth Gilbert

There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that city and that night. — Mike Birbiglia

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems. — Kirstie Alley

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. — Jon Stewart

I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice. — Jillian Dodd

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

Europe has been in my bones. — Charles Jencks

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

The question is there, whther we answer it or not. — Thomas Nagel

I used to think skiing is more thrilling than sex. Now I know it is equally thrilling and I never injured my knee by having sex. — Lucie Novak

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

Not everything in your past qualifies to be called HISTORY; only the things in the past that shaped your FUTURE — Fela Durotoye

5 words of advice to reduce stress - "Connect with your Soul's power" or "Change your reality through Coaching". — Jay Woodman