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Gentle reminder, Smile please.
— Vikrmn
As you are aware, man, in his words, does not die; he is immortal in them, and they will speak after his death.
— John Of Kronstadt
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
Life is too short for mean anxieties.
— Charles Kingsley
Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.
— Jim Carrey
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
You do not create ex nihilo. You rearrange and recombine. You are the same old flour and eggs in search of a new recipe.
— Douglas Wilson
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
— Jim Jarmusch
It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
— Habeeb Akande
The distance between us grows with each passing minute. Will he take my arm again, or will I have to take his?
— Stephanie Perkins
A criminal trial is never about seeking justice for the victim. If it were, there could be only one verdict: guilty.
— Alan Dershowitz
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter.
— Thomas Fuller
Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same
— Praveen Kumar
Now, juggling can be a lot of fun; play with skill and play with space, play with rhythm.
— Michael Moschen
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
I always say horror films are great date movies. In the first twenty minutes, you're going to end up in each other's arms.
— Ashley Bell
they leave when it's over, exeunt, pursued by a bear with an empty porridge bowl. If
— Catherynne M Valente
My father was aloof, very strange and very distant.
— Anthony Horowitz
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.
— Salma Hayek
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I'm not a guy that loves a lot of rehearsal, but it depends. It depends what it would be.
— Scott Speedman
Don't pull out." "That's what she said,
— Kaui Hart Hemmings