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I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But they're also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset. — Mike Birbiglia

I just don't give off a great first impression. — Mike Birbiglia

I was raised Catholic, and then I kind of wandered away somewhere in high-school. I never got confirmed, which is a big deal. — Mike Birbiglia

Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it down. — Mike Birbiglia

With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical. — Mike Birbiglia

Sometimes you'll have a heckler who's actually attempting to be supportive, but you don't realize it. Their way of expressing it is kind of confusing. — Mike Birbiglia

Making a film is beyond exciting. It's so exciting, it's exhausting. — Mike Birbiglia

One of my favorite comedies of all time is 'Terms of Endearment;' that's my pace. — Mike Birbiglia

You know the expression, 'You're only as sick as your secrets?' I believe that, and I think I try to have my work live by that to a degree. — Mike Birbiglia

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. — Mike Birbiglia

People come to my shows on purpose as opposed to coming to a 'comedy show.' Which was always my goal. — Mike Birbiglia

'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it. — Mike Birbiglia

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time. — Mike Birbiglia

Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films. — Mike Birbiglia

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free. — Mike Birbiglia

Sometimes my fans are too nice. — Mike Birbiglia

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia

Sometimes people say, 'You're the best at digressions.' And that's actually a real compliment to me. — Mike Birbiglia

I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy. — Mike Birbiglia

When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag. — Mike Birbiglia

Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage. — Mike Birbiglia

One of my favourite movies is 'Annie Hall' because it's about the silver lining of the break-up. — Mike Birbiglia

I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians. — Mike Birbiglia

I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody. — Mike Birbiglia

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated. — Mike Birbiglia

The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately. — Mike Birbiglia

You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists. — Mike Birbiglia

When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate. — Mike Birbiglia

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. — Mike Birbiglia

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. — Mike Birbiglia

I've yet to write a stand-up show that isn't autobiographical. — Mike Birbiglia

You have to be delusional to be a comedian. — Mike Birbiglia

I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. — Mike Birbiglia

When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was very clear what I do. — Mike Birbiglia

High school is not unlike a Mormon fundamentalist cult where the women are claimed by the older and more powerful. — Mike Birbiglia