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I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But they're also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset.
— Mike Birbiglia
I just don't give off a great first impression.
— Mike Birbiglia
I was raised Catholic, and then I kind of wandered away somewhere in high-school. I never got confirmed, which is a big deal.
— Mike Birbiglia
Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it down.
— Mike Birbiglia
With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical.
— Mike Birbiglia
Sometimes you'll have a heckler who's actually attempting to be supportive, but you don't realize it. Their way of expressing it is kind of confusing.
— Mike Birbiglia
Making a film is beyond exciting. It's so exciting, it's exhausting.
— Mike Birbiglia
You know the expression, 'You're only as sick as your secrets?' I believe that, and I think I try to have my work live by that to a degree.
— Mike Birbiglia
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.
— Mike Birbiglia
People come to my shows on purpose as opposed to coming to a 'comedy show.' Which was always my goal.
— Mike Birbiglia
'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.
— Mike Birbiglia
I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.
— Mike Birbiglia
I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.
— Mike Birbiglia
Sometimes my fans are too nice.
— Mike Birbiglia
Sometimes people say, 'You're the best at digressions.' And that's actually a real compliment to me.
— Mike Birbiglia
I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my comedy.
— Mike Birbiglia
When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag.
— Mike Birbiglia
Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.
— Mike Birbiglia
One of my favourite movies is 'Annie Hall' because it's about the silver lining of the break-up.
— Mike Birbiglia
I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians.
— Mike Birbiglia
I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody.
— Mike Birbiglia
I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.
— Mike Birbiglia
The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately.
— Mike Birbiglia
When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate.
— Mike Birbiglia
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
I've yet to write a stand-up show that isn't autobiographical.
— Mike Birbiglia
You have to be delusional to be a comedian.
— Mike Birbiglia
I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.
— Mike Birbiglia
