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Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

How can a man live without drinking water? How can a man live without breathing air? How can a man live without making jokes? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry

Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! — Emily Giffin

We all have an escape. Mine was theater. — Samantha Barks

Marcii hoped she was wrong, though she knew the odds were slim.
Still, in the face of everything, there is always hope. — Ross Turner

A man does not become a real man by showing his physical domination over women. A man becomes a real man by loving, respecting and protecting women. — Avijeet Das

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision
it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness. — Mel Brooks

I want people to think about what and who they have in their lives and then run home to hug them and tell them how much they love them. — Reed Morano

My ego thinks I would like to be considered for more heavyweight roles, but the price you pay for that is they are always the same kind of roles. — Steffan Rhodri

Having a resentment is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die — Wendy Wunder

I am against slavery simply because I dislike slaves. — H.L. Mencken

The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy. — G.K. Chesterton

It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon. — Lord Chesterfield

We love purely when we release other people to be who they are. — Marianne Williamson

In my school, he thought, they learn bitterness and frustration and how to grow old. — Graham Greene

Products are made in the factory, but brands are created in the mind. — Leo Burnett

I've never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none. — Alan Bennett

What joy a forest without birds can give? And what happiness a man without jokes can create? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction. — Peter Chernin

A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains. — DK Publishing

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx