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Best Man Jokes Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: How can a man live without drinking water?

How can a man live without drinking water? How can a man live without breathing air? How can a man live without making jokes? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Atticus Poetry: I aspire to be an old man with

I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because

Why has my motley diary no jokes? Because it is a soliloquy and every man is grave alone. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Emily Giffin: Why is a Christmas tree better than a

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! — Emily Giffin

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Samantha Barks: We all have an escape. Mine was theater.

We all have an escape. Mine was theater. — Samantha Barks

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Ross Turner: Marcii hoped she was wrong, though she knew

Marcii hoped she was wrong, though she knew the odds were slim.
Still, in the face of everything, there is always hope. — Ross Turner

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Avijeet Das: A man does not become a real man

A man does not become a real man by showing his physical domination over women. A man becomes a real man by loving, respecting and protecting women. — Avijeet Das

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Mel Brooks: The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision
it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness. — Mel Brooks

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Reed Morano: I want people to think about what and

I want people to think about what and who they have in their lives and then run home to hug them and tell them how much they love them. — Reed Morano

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Steffan Rhodri: My ego thinks I would like to be

My ego thinks I would like to be considered for more heavyweight roles, but the price you pay for that is they are always the same kind of roles. — Steffan Rhodri

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Wendy Wunder: Having a resentment is like drinking poison and

Having a resentment is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die — Wendy Wunder

Best Man Jokes Quotes By H.L. Mencken: I am against slavery simply because I dislike

I am against slavery simply because I dislike slaves. — H.L. Mencken

Best Man Jokes Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: The primary paradox that man is superior to

The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy. — G.K. Chesterton

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Lord Chesterfield: It is by vivacity and wit that man

It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon. — Lord Chesterfield

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Marianne Williamson: We love purely when we release other people

We love purely when we release other people to be who they are. — Marianne Williamson

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Graham Greene: In my school, he thought, they learn bitterness

In my school, he thought, they learn bitterness and frustration and how to grow old. — Graham Greene

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Leo Burnett: Products are made in the factory, but brands

Products are made in the factory, but brands are created in the mind. — Leo Burnett

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Alan Bennett: I've never seen the point of the sea,

I've never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none. — Alan Bennett

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: What joy a forest without birds can give?

What joy a forest without birds can give? And what happiness a man without jokes can create? — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Nick Offerman: I learned as a young man that I

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Water jokes about the obstacles on its way;

Water jokes about the obstacles on its way; wise man jokes about the obstacles on his way! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Peter Chernin: Never, never tell jokes about a man with

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction. — Peter Chernin

Best Man Jokes Quotes By DK Publishing: A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's

A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains. — DK Publishing

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Many a man was caused to perish by

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Joseph Hansen: The man who acts as his own lawyer

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen

Best Man Jokes Quotes By Jamie Foxx: Man, after all my grandma put into me

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx