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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
— Kinky Friedman
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
— Kinky Friedman
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
— Kinky Friedman
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
— Kinky Friedman
How hard can it be?
— Kinky Friedman
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
— Kinky Friedman
The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
— Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
— Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
— Kinky Friedman
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
— Kinky Friedman
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
— Kinky Friedman
It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian.
— Kinky Friedman
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
— Kinky Friedman
The best fiction is true.
— Kinky Friedman
May the God of your choice bless you.
— Kinky Friedman
This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
— Kinky Friedman
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
— Kinky Friedman
Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
— Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.
— Kinky Friedman
Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.
— Kinky Friedman
We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM
— Ray Palla
He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
— Kinky Friedman
I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
— Kinky Friedman
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?
— Kinky Friedman
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
— Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
— Kinky Friedman
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
— Kinky Friedman
An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
— Kinky Friedman
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
— Kinky Friedman
