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To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' — Anna Torv

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes. — Reese Roper

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore. — Jonathan Dunne

Death isn't funny."
"Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein

Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them. — Melinda Chapman

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. — David Ogilvy

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. — Mitch Hedberg

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak

You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever. — Brandon Sanderson

All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness. — Tui T. Sutherland

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. — Fred Allen

Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes. — David Mitchell

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel