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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. — Billie Joe Armstrong

A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the body of a truth. — Joseph Conrad

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke. — Randy Newman

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. — Georg Brandes

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one. — Julius Charles Hare

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! — Jennifer Damiano

Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish — Jan Jansen

Told you to get him a bell. — Mora Early

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance. — Boomer Esiason

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"! — Deyth Banger

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job. — Anthony Jeselnik

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. — Oliver Herford

Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke. — David Arnold

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke . — Philip Jose Farmer

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. — Ron Luciano

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg

This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste. — Jessica Park

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. — Howie Carr

The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do. — Steve Harvey

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. — Mark Russell

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it. — Joan Rivers

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The moment you think of a joke is the best moment. — Judd Apatow

I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is. — Tahj Mowry

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason

[he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith

He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis

Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters. — Bret Easton Ellis

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. — Sandra Bullock

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

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Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester

I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage — Mark Twain

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. — Rita Rudner

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels