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Sexuality is one of the ways that we become enlightened, actually, because it leads us to self-knowledge.
— Alice Walker
I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
— John Mulaney
October proved a riot a riot to the senses and climaxed those giddy last weeks before Halloween.
— Keith Donohue
Life is such a tragicomedy.
— Oleg Cassini
Dare to be free, dare to go as far as your thought leads, and dare to carry that out in your life.
— Swami Vivekananda
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
— John Mulaney
Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken
— John Mulaney
In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.
— John Mulaney
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
— John Mulaney
I've never understood people who play up the artifice of music.
— Carrie Brownstein
The accusation that we've lost our soul resonates with a very modern concern about authenticity.
— Patricia Hewitt
Black and Jewish leaders have been a coalition of conscience.
— Jesse Jackson
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
— John Mulaney
You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.
— John Mulaney
I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.
— John Mulaney
It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.
— John Mulaney
Being president looks like the worst job in the world.
— John Mulaney
I see no human beings. My phone never rings. I'm so very old and so very lonely. I hear from no one.
— Harold Sala
Things don't exist until they exist.
— John Mulaney
John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever.
— Nasim Pedrad
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
— John Mulaney
He who traps mice should not boast to he who hunts lions.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
No family is ever what it seems from the outside.
— Lady Violet