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When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock. — Jerry Lawler

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed. — Jerry Lawler

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly. — Jerry Lawler

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. — Jerry Lawler

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught. — Jerry Lawler

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court. — Jerry Lawler

You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens. — Jerry Lawler

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. — Jerry Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert. — Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. — Jerry Lawler

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! — Jerry Lawler

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries. — Jerry Lawler

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. — Jerry Lawler

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers. — Jerry Lawler

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him. — Jerry Lawler

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler

This man can make a horror movie without makeup. — Jerry Lawler

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed. — Jerry Lawler

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. — Jerry Lawler

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. — Jerry Lawler

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that. — Jerry Lawler

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. — Jerry Lawler

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. — Jerry Lawler

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. — Jerry Lawler