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You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn ...
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
— Jeff Foxworthy
The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
— Jeff Foxworthy
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
