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As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down. — Gracie Allen

Never place a period where God has placed a comma. — Gracie Allen

The most climate friendly trip we are ever going to take is the trip we never had to take because we were close to what we wanted. — Alex Steffen

I don't mind being called a weirdo. — Nicki Minaj

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for. — Gracie Allen

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides. — Gracie Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. — Gracie Allen

Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about. — Gracie Allen

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them. — Gracie Allen

Instant messaging and chat rooms have basically created a level playing field for deaf people. — Vint Cerf

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. — Gracie Allen

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take. — Gracie Allen

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it. — Gracie Allen

Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible. — Gracie Allen

Since unhappiness excites interest, many, in order to render themselves interesting, feign unhappiness. — Philibert Joseph Roux

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow. — Gracie Allen

Art is a shadow of Divine perfection. — Michelangelo

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. — Gracie Allen

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. — Gracie Allen

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, Thirty-five children is enough for any woman. — Gracie Allen

You get to a certain point and you just realize there's no use in trying to pretend your normal. — Amy Reed

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it. — Gracie Allen

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. — Gracie Allen

Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground. — Gracie Allen

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony. — Gracie Allen

I find linseed oil and white lead the most satisfactory mediums. — Edward Hopper

I still relate to my father very much. I mean, I talk to him in a certain way, as we do talk to the dead. — Daniel Day-Lewis

In the Jewish religion it says - in the time of deepest darkest night act as if the morning has already come — Marianne Williamson

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus. — Gracie Allen

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about? — Gracie Allen

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing. — Gracie Allen

Never place a period where God's placed a comma. — Gracie Allen

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it. — Gracie Allen

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring. — Gracie Allen