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You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
— Daniel Tosh
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes.
— Kristen Schaal
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
— Jimmy Carr
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.
— Eugene Ormandy
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
— Jimmy Carr
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
— Robbie Amell
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.
— Aristotle.
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.
— Linda Kozlowski
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh