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This was Jonan's boat. She had helped Nan Seller dose his entire crew against the annual diarrhea outbreak known as the winter runs — Sarah Zettel

I actually was the accompanist for a couple of the musicals I was in growing up. — Kirsten Nelson

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

When did you get that?"
"The shirt? At Macy's. Winter sale. — Cassandra Clare

It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. — Lady Victoria Hervey

You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool. — Natsuki Takaya

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. — Alex Winter

Well, you wear underwear. That helps. — Emily Blunt

Winter has come to Maui. Time to get out the plaid board shorts ... — Tom Althouse

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."
I'm hungry for other things besides what I have," [Clover] argued. — Obert Skye

Conventions are often surrounded with the solemn language of morality, but in fact they have little to do with it. — Frans De Waal

We should always go before our enemies with confidence, otherwise our apparent uneasiness inspires them with greater boldness. — Napoleon Bonaparte

You hold the keys of change within you. You be the change you want to see. — Victoria Osteen

If I'm going to change, my life and experiences should change me for the wiser and more profound. — Kate Winslet

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on. — Alex Winter

I would consider ... Google Plus a push technology. It's closer to Twitter than to Facebook. — Guy Kawasaki

To me, beauty and makeup and color is like the finishing touch on everything. — Marc Jacobs

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

I take every possible side. — Tom Stoppard

Sometimes man seeks for wealth for eighty years, but cannot find, and then realises that life itself is the wealth itself! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Sometimes we have to bend," she says, "to survive. — Alexandra Bracken