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Best Funny Technology Quotes By Kate Morton: But though it had prevailed against such fierce

But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Clint Eastwood: I like a drama. And I think that's

I like a drama. And I think that's the basis of good films, or good plays, is to have a nice drama. — Clint Eastwood

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Duke Of Wellington: I see no reason to suppose these machines

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke Of Wellington

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Edan Lepucki: Girls who want to be warriors can't afford

Girls who want to be warriors can't afford to be so careless. And: Girls will bleed, and they will cry. — Edan Lepucki

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Sally Field: I have never been beautiful in cliche terms.

I have never been beautiful in cliche terms. — Sally Field

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Getting your news from Twitter is like asking

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Angela Kinsey: I bring my bike to work, and I

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break. — Angela Kinsey

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Les Dawson: My wife is a sex object - every

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. — Les Dawson

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Elizabeth Kostova: When you handle books all day long, every

When you handle books all day long, every new one is a friend and a temptation. — Elizabeth Kostova

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Larry Wall: Obviously I was either onto something, or on

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Jim Denny: You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. — Jim Denny

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Harvey Weinstein: You know, for years I used to read

You know, for years I used to read about myself. They'd say, 'He has a temper' or 'He's a bully' or something like that, and it always bothered me. — Harvey Weinstein

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: By education, I mean an all-round drawing of

By education, I mean an all-round drawing of the best in child and man in body, mind and spirit. — Mahatma Gandhi

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Manish Dayal: Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny

Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in. — Manish Dayal

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Woody Allen: Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. — Woody Allen

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Doug Linder: A good programmer is someone who always looks

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Alanis Morissette: I started making music because I could.

I started making music because I could. — Alanis Morissette

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: A typical triumph of modern science to find

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it. — Evelyn Waugh

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Henry Chang: In our lives, when we do not create

In our lives, when we do not create something out of total honesty, it cannot last long. — Henry Chang

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Isaac D'Israeli: Philosophy becomes poetry, and science imagination, in the

Philosophy becomes poetry, and science imagination, in the enthusiasm of genius. — Isaac D'Israeli

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Rufus Choate: No lawyer can afford to be ignorant of

No lawyer can afford to be ignorant of the Bible. — Rufus Choate

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Dave Barry: The population of earth has reached 7 billion

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Natsuo Kirino: The pain of being treated like a mere

The pain of being treated like a mere object. And a sense that this pain would turn into pleasure. — Natsuo Kirino

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Jim Warner: The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

Best Funny Technology Quotes By Richard Lerner: AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner