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But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

I like a drama. And I think that's the basis of good films, or good plays, is to have a nice drama. — Clint Eastwood

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke Of Wellington

Girls who want to be warriors can't afford to be so careless. And: Girls will bleed, and they will cry. — Edan Lepucki

I have never been beautiful in cliche terms. — Sally Field

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break. — Angela Kinsey

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. — Les Dawson

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

When you handle books all day long, every new one is a friend and a temptation. — Elizabeth Kostova

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. — Jim Denny

You know, for years I used to read about myself. They'd say, 'He has a temper' or 'He's a bully' or something like that, and it always bothered me. — Harvey Weinstein

By education, I mean an all-round drawing of the best in child and man in body, mind and spirit. — Mahatma Gandhi

Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in. — Manish Dayal

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. — Woody Allen

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder

I started making music because I could. — Alanis Morissette

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it. — Evelyn Waugh

In our lives, when we do not create something out of total honesty, it cannot last long. — Henry Chang

Philosophy becomes poetry, and science imagination, in the enthusiasm of genius. — Isaac D'Israeli

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz

No lawyer can afford to be ignorant of the Bible. — Rufus Choate

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

The pain of being treated like a mere object. And a sense that this pain would turn into pleasure. — Natsuo Kirino

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner