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Best Funny Swimming Quotes By Frank Carson: I said to the waitress, "There's a fly

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

Best Funny Swimming Quotes By Steven Wright: If you melt dry ice in a pool

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

Best Funny Swimming Quotes By Lewis Black: Well first of all, I'd just like to

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black

Best Funny Swimming Quotes By Anthony Liccione: When a fat person goes in the water

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping? — Anthony Liccione

Best Funny Swimming Quotes By Melissa Bank: We change into our bathing suits, both of

We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water. — Melissa Bank

Best Funny Swimming Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Swimming is good for you, especially if you're

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die. — Jimmy Carr