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Best Funny Status And Quotes By George Orwell: Perhaps one did not want to be loved

Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood. — George Orwell

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Paris Hilton: I'm not, like, that smart.

I'm not, like, that smart. — Paris Hilton

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Placido Domingo: This season, over eight productions, I am presenting

This season, over eight productions, I am presenting four young tenors. — Placido Domingo

Best Funny Status And Quotes By V.E Schwab: Pain and fear are inextricable- but pain has

Pain and fear are inextricable- but pain has multiple forms. — V.E Schwab

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: I'm not a facebook status you don't have

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Stacia Kane: Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even

Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts — Stacia Kane

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm a heroine addict. I need to have

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. — Mitch Hedberg

Best Funny Status And Quotes By John The Apostle: Greater love has no one than this, than

Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends. — John The Apostle

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Ryan Sheckler: I just personally really enjoy having a clean

I just personally really enjoy having a clean body. I shower twice a day. I just like feeling clean and feeling smooth. — Ryan Sheckler

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Shahla Khan: Face Book keeps asking me to complete my

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Abdulazeez Henry Musa: Thoughts are idea put on paper that transform

Thoughts are idea put on paper that transform into goals. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Jenny Han: You're not my best friend. You're my sister,

You're not my best friend. You're my sister, and that's more. — Jenny Han

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Ellen Johnson Sirleaf: I work hard, I work late, I have

I work hard, I work late, I have nothing on my conscience. When I go to bed, I sleep. — Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Best Funny Status And Quotes By Jack Smith: Would be better served by continuing to hold

Would be better served by continuing to hold an ownership position in a pure-play sporting goods retailer rather than a retail conglomerate. — Jack Smith