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Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Zach Roerig: When I was 17, I decided I was

When I was 17, I decided I was going to leave home. — Zach Roerig

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Edwin Hubbel Chapin: Neutral men are the devil's allies.

Neutral men are the devil's allies. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Richard Serra: But I don't think of any particular viewer

But I don't think of any particular viewer in mind other than myself. — Richard Serra

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Marcus Tullius Cicero: I prefer silent prudence to loquacious folly.

I prefer silent prudence to loquacious folly. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Abigail McCarthy: [What she told herself before interviews:] I am

[What she told herself before interviews:] I am the way I am; I look the way I look; I am my age. — Abigail McCarthy

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Tyler Knight: He smiles, but in Los Angeles a smile

He smiles, but in Los Angeles a smile amongst competitors is never what it means. — Tyler Knight

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Samuil Shatunovsky: It is not the job of mathematicians ...

It is not the job of mathematicians ... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants. — Samuil Shatunovsky

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Ray Bradbury: ..holding a book but reading the empty spaces.

..holding a book but reading the empty spaces. — Ray Bradbury

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By William Shakespeare: Hate pollutes the mind.

Hate pollutes the mind. — William Shakespeare

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Ian Watson: I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal'

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me. — Ian Watson

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Johann Most: We need do no more than repeat: only

We need do no more than repeat: only under communism does the individual become himself and lead his own life. — Johann Most

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Erin Mitchell: This isn't where I intended to be. Killing

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Joshua Slocum: As for myself, the wonderful sea charmed me

As for myself, the wonderful sea charmed me from the first. — Joshua Slocum

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: There is an equator that runs just under

There is an equator that runs just under the nose: all that live below the equator are animals; all that live above it are men. — Henry Ward Beecher

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: I dance to the song in my soul.

I dance to the song in my soul. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Jessica Day George: No need, no, need. Life is already too

No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it. — Jessica Day George

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Andy Vogt: Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,Laugh Insanely, Love

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Christina Dodd: Life is too short to dance with ugly

Life is too short to dance with ugly men — Christina Dodd

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Eve Kagan: That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Charles D'Ambrosio: her knees, which looked, in the faint blue

her knees, which looked, in the faint blue light, as though they'd been carved by water from a bar of soap. — Charles D'Ambrosio

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By Christina Scalise: Life is way too short, so try to

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Best Funny Short Life Quotes By William Shakespeare: Silence is not a langauge, its a weapon

Silence is not a langauge, its a weapon to make your dear one to feel — William Shakespeare