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Miracles don't exist. There is cause and effect, dreams and reality. Living and Dead. Your hope is absurd. Your romanticism, embarrassing — Isaac Marion

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir

I'm not afraid of anything and I will not fight. — Matthew De Abaitua

No matter how mundane some action might appear, keep at it long enough and it becomes a contemplative, even meditative act. — Haruki Murakami

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

Your life is meant to be filled with beauty. — Bryant McGill

Helping others in need is not only a responsibility of life; it is what gives meaning to life. — Mollie Marti

I don't want to be put on a pedestal. I just want to be reasonably successful and live a normal life with all the conveniences to make it so. — Althea Gibson

Pleasure is, after all, a luxury. It's love that's essential. — John Dufresne

The church has an unconditional obligation to the victims of any ordering society, even if they do not belong to the Christian community. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Don't confuse efforts with results.... — C.P. Sennett

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough. — Leila Sales

Generous gestures yield the most when that isn't their purpose. — Malcolm Forbes

Liverpool players must play like a lion, give his all. There must be determination, commitment and resolve to be a Liverpool player. — Gerard Houllier

Remember. Every day, some ordinary person does something extraordinary. Today, it's your turn. — Lou Holtz

Age is an accumulation of life and loss. Adulthood is a series of lines crossed. — Ellen Goodman

She is so lost in her sadness that she has no idea how visible it is. — David Levithan

My early writing was a silent fury - at what or whom, I had no idea - but I shut it in until it burned my bones and now, I've let it out ... — John Geddes