Keith Caserta Quotes

Don't make me come down there.
- God

You are slow for a machine. Are you a Trash-80?

No matter where you go, there you are.

For large values of 1, 1 approaches 2, for small values of 2.

Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.

DENNIS, in order to die, one must first be alive."
"Quod erat demonstrandum. Oh, yes, and also: I think, therefore I am.