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Best Funny Programming Quotes By Socrates: Mankind is made of two kinds of people:

Mankind is made of two kinds of people: wise people who know they're fools, and fools who think they are wise. — Socrates

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Bauvard: The amount of educational programming on television today

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence. — Bauvard

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Claude McKay: We are like trees. We wear all colors

We are like trees. We wear all colors naturally. — Claude McKay

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Jewel E. Ann: I think it's because with sex you're trusting

I think it's because with sex you're trusting someone to make you feel good, but an embrace says you're trusting someone to make you feel safe. — Jewel E. Ann

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Missi Pyle: I have a very hard time with confrontation

I have a very hard time with confrontation in my own life, and I end up being way too nice. — Missi Pyle

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Ian G. Barbour: Doubt frees us from illusions of having captured

Doubt frees us from illusions of having captured God in a creed; it calls into question every religious symbol. — Ian G. Barbour

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Virginia Johnson: Sure! Why should any experts be the arbiters

Sure! Why should any experts be the arbiters ... That's like telling someone they can't be a vegetarian. — Virginia Johnson

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Bill Bryson: In fact, mostly what the Forest Service does

In fact, mostly what the Forest Service does is build roads. — Bill Bryson

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Alan Perlis: When someone says, "I want a programming language

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Edsger Dijkstra: If debugging is the process of removing software

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. — Edsger Dijkstra

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Did he know that he was the dream

Did he know that he was the dream come true a girl like me would never dare to dream? — Kristen Ashley

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Nathan Myhrvold: Software sucks because users demand it to.

Software sucks because users demand it to. — Nathan Myhrvold

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Eddie Vedder: Singing someone else's songs is like keeping your

Singing someone else's songs is like keeping your clothes on. — Eddie Vedder

Best Funny Programming Quotes By A. Zavarelli: Ye're about as Irish as a plastic paddy

Ye're about as Irish as a plastic paddy — A. Zavarelli

Best Funny Programming Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Every calm and quiet place is the true

Every calm and quiet place is the true temple of the wise man! — Mehmet Murat Ildan