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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck. — Bree Despain

I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first — Josh Stern

He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die? — Adam Sandler

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing. — Casey Wilson

Live mean or die trying. — Cameron Jace

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! — J.K. Rowling

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. — Mercedes McCambridge

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

Funny; people die in clumps too. — Rick Yancey

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round — Daniel Gottlieb

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death — John Oliver

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. — Sherry Glaser

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct. — Dominique Bouhours

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture. — Anatole France

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. — Billy Corgan

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. — George Carlin