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Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Bree Despain: I'm just glad you didn't die while we

I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck. — Bree Despain

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Josh Stern: I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably

I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first — Josh Stern

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Adam Sandler: He has a 5 year plan ... What

He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die? — Adam Sandler

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Bo Burnham: And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By J.R. Ward: Rule number four for me as a writer?

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Casey Wilson: If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing. — Casey Wilson

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Cameron Jace: Live mean or die trying.

Live mean or die trying. — Cameron Jace

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By J.K. Rowling: IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU,

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! — J.K. Rowling

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Mercedes McCambridge: I'd never been in play long enough for

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. — Mercedes McCambridge

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Kim Harrison: Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies,

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Rick Yancey: Funny; people die in clumps too.

Funny; people die in clumps too. — Rick Yancey

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: I nurture very good intentions about you. May

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Daniel Gottlieb: It's a funny thing about life, I think

It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round — Daniel Gottlieb

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By John Oliver: British people would die for their right to

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death — John Oliver

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Sherry Glaser: I realize why women die in childbirth -

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. — Sherry Glaser

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Steve Aylett: We have truth in order not to die

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Zooey Deschanel: Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Lilith Saintcrow: Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Dominique Bouhours: I am about to - or I am

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct. — Dominique Bouhours

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By George R R Martin: Shaga: How would you like to die, little

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Anatole France: To die for an idea is to set

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture. — Anatole France

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Billy Corgan: A good artist is willing to die many

A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. — Billy Corgan

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Frankie Boyle: In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Bill Bryson: What on earth would I do if four

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Jack Paar: It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Bill Bailey: The BBC did a survey of the top

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Maybe you should make me a list of

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Daniel Tosh: If no meant no then every man would

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By Bauvard: To die famous is the goal of the

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

Best Funny Or Die Quotes By George Carlin: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. — George Carlin