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Some things are too important to be taken seriously.
— Oscar Wilde
In a business, you've got to move on.
— James Harden
My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
— Paula Graves
The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments.
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
We should be able to refuse to live if the price of living be the torture of sentient beings.
— Mahatma Gandhi
If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
— The Covert Comic
I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office.
— William Ritter
Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news.
— George Saunders
A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.
— Sophie Monroe
I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.
— Dorothy Gish
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
— Wallace Wang
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
the water of the lagoon was warm as blood, salt as tears, and astonishingly clear
— Gillian Bradshaw
It seems that more people today have a greater desire to live long than they do to live well.
— Croft M. Pentz
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
— Jerry Coleman
The nice thing about Toronto is there's not a competition.
— John Turturro
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
— Spike Milligan
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
— Ambrose Bierce
If you think your scars bother me, you're wrong. In my eyes, you're a hero. Your scars are just proof of that.
— Pamela Clare
The way I did it, every job was A+.
— Steve Wozniak
Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.
— Augusten Burroughs
Baby, take me home. Take me to our home. Please.
— Alex Morgan
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
