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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — J.K. Rowling

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! — Rodney Dangerfield

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. — Woody Allen

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully.
"We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it. — Ransom Riggs

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name. — Fall Out Boy

If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are. — Cassandra Clare

Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy. — Michelle Hodkin

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy? — Jaclyn Moriarty

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way. — Dave Barry

I always loved that boy as if he'd been my
my
my own grandfather. — Charles Dickens

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to. — Lori Foster

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield