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Best Funny Boy Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better

Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — J.K. Rowling

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Ilona Andrews: One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was born I brought no joy,

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! — Rodney Dangerfield

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I was so poor growing up ... if

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Do ya remember the first time you had

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Rick Riordan: When he woke, daylight was coming through the

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Woody Allen: As a boy, I was ashamed to wear

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. — Woody Allen

Best Funny Boy Quotes By L.R. Currell: Leonard had let them go alone with the

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Ransom Riggs: Have they built cities on the moon?" another

Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully.
"We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it. — Ransom Riggs

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Adam Young: A boy and a girl started dating after

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Fall Out Boy: Anything you say can and will be used

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name. — Fall Out Boy

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Cassandra Clare: If you were half as funny as you

If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are. — Cassandra Clare

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but

Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy. — Michelle Hodkin

Best Funny Boy Quotes By C.J. Redwine: I reach up and pat them both on

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: When I was a kid we were so

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Haidji: She must have been very anxious about a

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: Well, first you have to be very, very

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy? — Jaclyn Moriarty

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Dave Barry: Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way. — Dave Barry

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Charles Dickens: I always loved that boy as if he'd

I always loved that boy as if he'd been my
my
my own grandfather. — Charles Dickens

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Boy, you knock on the devil's door and

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it.

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Mark Hart: The funny thing about the boy who gave

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Beth Garrod: Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Natasha Boyd: The truth of the matter was no boy

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Maura Tierney: In a man, I like funny guys. A

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Amy Poehler: Girls, if a boy says something that isn't

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Lori Foster: Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if

Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to. — Lori Foster

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Get in my way again, boy, and you're

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Best Funny Boy Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Boy what a hotel that was, why they

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield