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Best Friend Funny Quotes By Ethel Barrymore: The best time to make friends isbefore you

The best time to make friends is
before you need them. — Ethel Barrymore

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I always

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. — Noel Fielding

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Voltaire: May God defend me from my friends: I

May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies. — Voltaire

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Christian Nestell Bovee: A mother is the best friend God ever

A mother is the best friend God ever gave. — Christian Nestell Bovee

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Christian Slater: I just killed my best friend ... and

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Ethan Day: Don't do it gurl," he said with a

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Otto Von Bismarck: Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. — Otto Von Bismarck

Best Friend Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: You Too? I thought I was the only

You Too? I thought I was the only one. — C.S. Lewis

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Phil Silvers: Be funny on a golf course? Do I

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jenny Han: Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!!

Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!! — Jenny Han

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Corey Ford: Properly trained, a man can be dog's best

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. — Corey Ford

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Isaac Marion: My friend "M" says the irony of being

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. — Isaac Marion

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Edwin Arlington Robinson: Friends: people who borrow my books and set

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Lee Majors: Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together. — Lee Majors

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: My friend Sam has one leg. I went

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. — Steven Wright

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Edward De Bono: I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. — Edward De Bono

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you had a friend who was a

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable. — Mitch Hedberg

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Bill Engvall: That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys

That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men — Bill Engvall

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: I can be your best friend or your

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Nancy Thayer: It's funny, but if I had to say

It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Libba Bray: It was funny how one afternoon with a

It was funny how one afternoon with a best friend could set a girl right. — Libba Bray

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jon Foreman: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: I'm the munter of my friends. I've got

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard

Best Friend Funny Quotes By Euripides: I hate it in friends when they come

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides