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In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not. — Bill Bryson

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

I believe there are so many other disciplines and themes that we still haven't explored yet. It's infinite what we can apply our creativity to. — Guy Laliberte

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit. — Jeff Garlin

We're all to driven by materialism. Obsessed with success. With money. With trying to impress people who'll never be impressed. — Sophie Kinsella

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

It's a huge thing, this Shift, just as big as I imagined. My brain doesn't want to think anymore; all of a sudden it wants to do. — Ned Vizzini

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

Wherever there is a crowd there is untruth. — Soren Kierkegaard

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan

Wealth is power, and power is the only thing about which contemporary culture cares. — Dean Koontz

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks. — Dennis Ritchie

Philosophers say that nothing can be seen that is neither illuminated nor colored. — Leon Battista Alberti

If you don't love your work, it's hard to love your life. — Mardy Grothe

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. — Matt LeBlanc

Why should it feel so risky to count concretely on a future? — Barbara Kingsolver

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did. — Jeb Bush

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

I lasted one night. They said my playing spoiled people's appetites. — James Stewart