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I've always liked the idea of improvised music. Improvised anything. It's what conversation is. — Andy Partridge

Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman. — Alan Partridge

my remarkable walked — Alan Partridge

We're horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We're the ninjas of the mundane, you might say. — Andy Partridge

I suppose my father was more influential in my starting to play the guitar. — Andy Partridge

My parents, especially my mother, were no influence on me whatsoever. — Andy Partridge

I actually think the creative process is finite, and I'm wondering whether I've retched everything up. Because it's like vomiting or shitting. — Andy Partridge

The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental skills. — Alan Partridge

It's sort of what jazz would be if it stopped being snobby and what rock would be if it stopped being stupid. — Andy Partridge

Partridge was pretending not to lurk near the stairs. 'The body's under the desk,' I said as I passed, just to give her something to worry about. — Jodi Taylor

Mr Markham, the box marked "Sex" is not an invitation. Please amend the details and apologise to Mrs Partridge. — Jodi Taylor

The schoolmastering profession has always attracted homosexual flagellants — Burgo Partridge

I don't like touring and it seemed to be getting on top of me in a big way. — Andy Partridge

Fourteen Kids, Two Dads, One Mom, Two Nannies, Two Tutors - and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. — Heather Demetrios

We stole their babes and mothers, chiefs and braves Although we held the whip, you knew we were The real slaves To alchemy, human alchemy. — Andy Partridge

Everything in my life was about performance when I was doing 'The Partridge Family.' — David Cassidy

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again . — Alan Partridge

There was a click. There was a noise like a partridge. There was a thud.
There was silence. — Terry Pratchett

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women. — Alan Partridge

He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign. — Alan Partridge

I wish I could tell you me and my rock band were traveling around, strung out. No, we were a family band. Straight Partridge Family. — Bruno Mars

I actually got really petrified by the thought of people seeing me. — Andy Partridge

I'm really interested in bands that sound nothing like anything I do or can do. That's what interests me. — Andy Partridge

Ugster vinyl pumps, Partridge Family records, plastic daisy jewelry, old postcards ... It's a magpie Christmas market. — Francesca Lia Block

Propaganda is a sprinter, but truth is a long-distance runner. — Ernest Partridge

Brain gets bent, heart gets broken You can't jump off once the pages turn School is out but never over That's the only lesson you can learn — Andy Partridge

To be mulcted of our money and mutilated of our property is serious enough: to be deprived of our colon would be intolerable. — Eric Partridge

I never think of myself as an artist. I think of myself as making a point. — Rondal Partridge

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell. — Alan Partridge

Hello, Alan." said Carol's dad Keith.
"Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own. — Alan Partridge