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Best Epic Funny Quotes By Maggie Young: We were sexual targets, marked as eternal sluts

We were sexual targets, marked as eternal sluts for exploring the desires only acceptable in men. — Maggie Young

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Rachel Caine: Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly

Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Derek Landy: You promise?""I cross the place where my heart

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Burt Reynolds: When an actor marries an actress they both

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. — Burt Reynolds

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Stephen Greenblatt: In short, it became possible - never easy,

In short, it became possible - never easy, but possible - in the poet Auden's phrase to find the mortal world enough. — Stephen Greenblatt

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Thor Benson: The drink prices were inflated, and so were

The drink prices were inflated, and so were the breasts of the bartender. The place had a quiet discord that was waiting to be provoked. — Thor Benson

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Margaret Cho: Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. — Margaret Cho

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Jessica Khoury: WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling

WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! — Jessica Khoury

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Christopher Mart: Corrupt judicial practices in Russia, America, China, Great

Corrupt judicial practices in Russia, America, China, Great Britain, and other countries only vary by a single degree: the cost of services. — Christopher Mart

Best Epic Funny Quotes By G.G. Silverman: This is what my high school life had

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Charlie Munger: It's not supposed to be easy. Anyone who

It's not supposed to be easy. Anyone who finds it easy is stupid. — Charlie Munger

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Pete Townshend: I respect those who follow religious routes only

I respect those who follow religious routes only if they seem to me to be morally proper and in accord with the modern world. — Pete Townshend

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I feel like I'm late for love. I'll

I feel like I'm late for love. I'll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should have set my alarm clock. — Jarod Kintz

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Michael Hintze: I enjoy giving money away. The more you

I enjoy giving money away. The more you give, the more you get. — Michael Hintze

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Hakuin Ekaku: How bright and transparent the moonlight of wisdom.

How bright and transparent the moonlight of wisdom. — Hakuin Ekaku

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. — Chris Rock

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Patricia Hill Collins: Work for black women has been an important

Work for black women has been an important and valued dimension of Afrocentric definitions of black motherhood. — Patricia Hill Collins

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Max Immelmann: I do not employ tricks when I attack.

I do not employ tricks when I attack. — Max Immelmann

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: All women are good - good for nothing,

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. — Miguel De Cervantes

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Steve Maraboli: Life doesn't get easier or more forgiving, we

Life doesn't get easier or more forgiving, we get stronger and more resilient. — Steve Maraboli

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Lady Gaga: I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.

I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. — Lady Gaga

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls

Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love. In that order. — Richelle Mead

Best Epic Funny Quotes By Terry J. Lundgren: I thought I was going to be a

I thought I was going to be a veterinarian. I was good in science and in math, and I loved animals. — Terry J. Lundgren