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We were sexual targets, marked as eternal sluts for exploring the desires only acceptable in men.
— Maggie Young
Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
— Burt Reynolds
In short, it became possible - never easy, but possible - in the poet Auden's phrase to find the mortal world enough.
— Stephen Greenblatt
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
— Margaret Cho
WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards!
— Jessica Khoury
Corrupt judicial practices in Russia, America, China, Great Britain, and other countries only vary by a single degree: the cost of services.
— Christopher Mart
This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.
— G.G. Silverman
It's not supposed to be easy. Anyone who finds it easy is stupid.
— Charlie Munger
I respect those who follow religious routes only if they seem to me to be morally proper and in accord with the modern world.
— Pete Townshend
I feel like I'm late for love. I'll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should have set my alarm clock.
— Jarod Kintz
I enjoy giving money away. The more you give, the more you get.
— Michael Hintze
How bright and transparent the moonlight of wisdom.
— Hakuin Ekaku
Work for black women has been an important and valued dimension of Afrocentric definitions of black motherhood.
— Patricia Hill Collins
I do not employ tricks when I attack.
— Max Immelmann
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
— Miguel De Cervantes
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.
— Lady Gaga