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How to Train a Wild Elephant: And Other Adventures in Mindfulness. — Chris Ervin

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I ... am ... a man! — Joseph Merrick

The U.N. bureaucracy has grown to elephantine proportions. Now that the Cold War is over, we are asking that elephant to do gymnastics. — Madeleine Albright

The elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge

You need to think about the month, you need to plan the day, you need to take your elephant and divide into pieces and eat a slice a day — Sunday Adelaja

Band of Skulls is joining Cage the Elephant as my new musical caffeine. — Michael Koryta

Min hadn't just played the "friend" card - she'd dressed it up in all kinds of cool Batman imagery. Gunnar and I were powerless to resist. — Brent Hartinger

An elephant overcome obstacles and barriers, and crush whatever standing in his path, obstacles and barriers, in the name of Jesus, clear-off. — Ademola Adejumo

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of. — Sara Gruen

You can eat an elephant one bit at a time. — Mary Kay Ash

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose. — 'Little' Jimmy Dickens

I would rather have an elephant with a flatulence problem sit on my face. — Samantha Young

If you want to live longer and to be strong, intelligent, loving, and kind--then don't follow a tiger. Follow an elephant. — Debasish Mridha

Our elders say that an elephant does not find its own trunk heavy. — Zakes Mda

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

We already live a very long time for mammals, getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant. It never seems enough though, does it? — David Brin

When an elephant walks, it kills many small creatures; when we walk, we kill many small creatures; we are all random killers! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

But perhaps you do not understand. I was crippled, crippled by an elephant that came through the roof - Madam LaVaughn — Kate DiCamillo

She uttered a sound rather like an elephant taking its foot out of a mud hole in a Burmese teak forest. — P.G. Wodehouse

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away. it's best to let him run. — Abraham Lincoln

And that's the best thing about this crazy journey: I am forgetting that I'm an old man instead of the Alzheimer's reminding me by forgetting — Jonathan Dunne

Jules was a proud little toy. She decided that she was going to work very hard to be the best wolf she could be. — Julie B. Campbell

The only time we stopped having nightmares was while we slept. — Jonathan Dunne

I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.' — Enrico Fermi

The knife flaying the elephant does not have to be large, only sharp! — Andre Norton

Daemon was the pissy pink elephant in the room with a bad attitude. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If its about the existence of god, you may as well ask me, what the square root of an elephant is? — Steve Merrick

I feel as if I go to Africa, I may never come back. I'm just going to live with the animals and adopt an elephant, and it's going to be my friend. — Dianna Agron

I don't believe he was made in China, but I do believe he is disposable. — Jonathan Dunne

Great steaming elephant turds! — Terry Pratchett

The elephant in the room has always been simulator sickness and disorientation. That's one of the biggest challenges. — Brendan Iribe

Even the elephant carries but a small trunk on his journeys. The perfection of traveling is to travel without baggage. — Henry David Thoreau

Aunt Agatha is like an elephant- not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never forgets. — P.G. Wodehouse

Lou had a memory like an elephant; it took a lot to cause her to hold a grudge, but once she achieved it, it was even harder for her to let go. — Robyn Carr

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

The Bible is a stream of running water, where alike the elephant may swim, and the lamb walk without losing its feet. — Pope Gregory I