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Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. — Dylan Moran

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass. — Dylan Moran

America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in. — Dylan Moran

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. — Dylan Moran

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year. — Dylan Moran

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop — Dylan Moran

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? — Dylan Moran

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran

You exaggerate your own reactions. — Dylan Moran

I'm organised in some ways, but not in others. — Dylan Moran

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. — Dylan Moran

I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now. — Dylan Moran

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy. — Dylan Moran

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. — Dylan Moran

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now. — Dylan Moran

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran

You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat. — Dylan Moran

I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know? — Dylan Moran

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope? — Dylan Moran

The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity. — Dylan Moran

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' — Dylan Moran

I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies. — Dylan Moran

I don't really think of myself as an actor. — Dylan Moran

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself. — Dylan Moran

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. — Dylan Moran

[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you. — Dylan Moran

I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature. — Dylan Moran