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It's hard to get mad at Neal, because he suffers from a medical condition called total fucking stupidity.
— Douglas Coupland
You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about yourself.
— Douglas Coupland
We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.
— Douglas Coupland
Fun fact: The United Nations building in New York City is the only place in all of North America where smoking is still permitted indoors.
— Douglas Coupland
At meetings you have to explain what you've accomplished, so naturally you fluff up your work a bit, like pillows on a couch.
— Douglas Coupland
The best thing about being young is being stupid. Or rather, the best thing about being young is being too stupid to know how stupid you really are.
— Douglas Coupland
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
— Douglas Coupland
Everyone wants to share what he or she has learned with someone who really cares.
— Douglas Coupland
I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.
— Douglas Coupland
I get verklempt if I see a vintage TI-30 or TI-54 calculator. But I don't think I'd want to use one.
— Douglas Coupland
In our heads we're all about 33 years old.
— Douglas Coupland
Time erases both the best and the worst of us.
— Douglas Coupland
The best part of my life is gone, and what remains is whizzing past so quickly I feel like I'm Krazy-Glue'ed onto a mechanical bull of a time machine.
— Douglas Coupland
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
— Douglas Coupland
What about life after death?" "What about death after life after death?
— Douglas Coupland
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
— Douglas Coupland
As brothers and sister we knew instinctively that if we were going to stand in darkness, best we stand in a darkness we had made ourselves.
— Douglas Coupland
Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.
— Douglas Coupland
You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.
— Douglas Coupland
To acknowledge God is to fully accept the sorrow of the human condition.
— Douglas Coupland
I think of how the person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
— Douglas Coupland
Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear completely.
— Douglas Coupland
Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.
— Douglas Coupland
I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pick it up. I don't even like opening mail; I'm weird.
— Douglas Coupland
Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.
— Douglas Coupland
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you worry you are an interchangeable cog.
— Douglas Coupland
Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.
— Douglas Coupland
Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just
something we haul into the grave. — Douglas Coupland
something we haul into the grave. — Douglas Coupland
Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.
— Douglas Coupland
I have to say, 'Pod' was a bon-bon, a treat to myself. A treat to write: a happy, pleasurable write.
— Douglas Coupland
The less of a life, the more mail you need
— Douglas Coupland
Life need not be a story, but it does need to be an adventure.
— Douglas Coupland
I'm pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back? No. The haircuts were terrible. Everyone stank. The food was awful.
— Douglas Coupland
I think there is a Paris inside us all.
— Douglas Coupland
If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
— Douglas Coupland
Only the disenfranchised can party with abandon.
— Douglas Coupland
I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.
— Douglas Coupland
Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right.
— Douglas Coupland
It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.
— Douglas Coupland
The more you want something to happen, the harder it becomes.
— Douglas Coupland