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We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey — Chris Morris

Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey. — Andy Zaltzman

What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?
-Dan Garrett — Leah Rae Miller

And the chewing and swallowing imbue me with an unadulterated sense of donkey delight. — Mo Yan

I stepped out of the circle of his arms with reluctance and patted him on his butt. "That'll do, donkey," I said, in my best Scottish accent. — H.D. Gordon

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion. — Ernest Shackleton

Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good. — Shigeru Miyamoto

A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything. — Idries Shah

A man who had the legions of the east marching at his back could be bred by a donkey on a mule and the senate would have no choice but to accept him. — M.C. Scott

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill. — Winston Churchill

It does not matter if you vote for the left or right, you are not an elephant or donkey. You are a truthful lion who stands only for your conscience. — Suzy Kassem

No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's. — Moses

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey - or anyone else for that matter - is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them. — Vera Nazarian

The donkey which brought you to this door must be dismissed if you want to get through it'. — Idries Shah

There is no doubt in the sanctity of Mecca, but a donkey won't become a Hajj pilgrim by just going through the motions. — Rahman Baba

A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkey — Idries Shah

I take back what I said about the donkey,' Ascanio said. 'She's awesome — Ilona Andrews

The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys. — John Whitmore

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back. — Zora Neale Hurston

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey ... — Rick Riordan

Then, stop worrying so much what the rest of us think; just get on the damned donkey and ride it. — Susanna Kearsley

It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey. — Khaled Hosseini

Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions. — Rick Riordan

Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems. — Ilona Andrews

Takes a donkey to know a donkey. — Khaled Hosseini

DOING THE DONKEY WORK — Alexander McCall Smith

Somewhere near the Alamo, a bugle brayed: either that or McCulloch's men had found some reason to torture a poor, defenseless donkey. — Harry Turtledove

I have a photograph of my grandfather driving a donkey cart barefoot. — Nelly Furtado

There is no glory in outstripping donkeys. — Martial

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic." — A.A. Milne

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. — Bo Burnham

I'm essentially a jobbing actor. If I'm out of work, I'll be the back end of a donkey. — Michael Gough