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To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.
— Dennis Miller
Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.
— Dennis Miller
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
— Dennis Miller
Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.
— Dennis Miller
For me, all writing storytelling and style
gets back to the Bible, Twain and Hemingway, and not in that order. — Dennis R. Miller
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'
— Dennis Miller
Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.
— Dennis Miller
The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.
— Dennis Miller
We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
— Dennis Miller
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
— Dennis Miller
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
— Dennis Miller
Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.
— Dennis Miller
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
— Dennis Miller
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
— Dennis Miller
I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.
— Dennis Miller
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
— Dennis Miller
Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'
— Dennis Miller
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
— Dennis Miller
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.
— Dennis Miller
I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
— Dennis Miller
Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.
— Dennis Miller
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
— Dennis Miller
Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.
— Dennis Miller
When I'm writing, really writing, everything but breathing is an ignorable distraction.
— Dennis R. Miller
