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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. — David Spade

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. — David Spade

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good. — David Spade

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore. — David Spade

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. — David Spade

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. — David Spade

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years. — David Spade

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. — David Spade

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. — David Spade

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less. — David Spade

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside. — David Spade

To be famous and broke is hard. — David Spade

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early. — David Spade

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops. — David Spade

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy? — David Spade

There's always something funny about men chasing women. — David Spade

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. — David Spade

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! — David Spade

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. — David Spade

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. — David Spade

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them. — David Spade

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. — David Spade

My career is just kind of crazy. — David Spade

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. — David Spade

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares? — David Spade

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. — David Spade

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?" — David Spade

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow. — David Spade

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me. — David Spade