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Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: My fellow nerds and I will retire to

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: There are too many fawning entertainment shows out

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Whenever you get on the plane, the flight

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: My school of thought is, anything goes, but

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: I've had it where things didn't go well

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: When I started I'd fly across the country

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Most of the shows I want to do

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Now that I have the opportunities to do

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: To be famous and broke is hard.

To be famous and broke is hard. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Don't make your kids look hot and dirty

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: It's great to tell people you have your

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: How do you lay low but still do

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy? — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: There's always something funny about men chasing women.

There's always something funny about men chasing women. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: I have no stories to sell. A lot

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Horrible date all through high school and college.

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: In grade school I was smart, but I

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: I started doing the star turn and making

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: I never have kids in movies or in

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: My career is just kind of crazy.

My career is just kind of crazy. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny,

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: There are a couple hard things. One, getting

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: Nobody wants to read about your life. Who

Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares? — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing,

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: The last girl I went out with blew

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?" — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: When my stepfather died, I just kind of

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow. — David Spade

Best David Spade Quotes By David Spade: As boys get older, they can't let on

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me. — David Spade