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I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me. — Dave Chappelle

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back. — Dave Chappelle

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! — Dave Chappelle

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue. — Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?' — Marla Gibbs

I don't care if I ever work in TV again. — Dave Chappelle

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image? — Dave Chappelle

My generation is under-entertained. — Dave Chappelle

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? — Dave Chappelle

Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that. — Dave Chappelle

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you. — Dave Chappelle

I got a lot of positive people around me. — Dave Chappelle

The higher up I went, the less happy I was. — Dave Chappelle

I'm an introspective dude. — Dave Chappelle

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator. — Dave Chappelle

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it. — Dave Chappelle

I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas. — Dave Chappelle

I love my jokes. — Dave Chappelle

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing. — Dave Chappelle

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. — Dave Chappelle

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing. — Bill Burr

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous. — Dave Chappelle

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. — Dave Chappelle

You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live! — Dave Chappelle

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything. — Dave Chappelle

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. — Dave Chappelle

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. — Dave Chappelle

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high. — Dave Chappelle

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart