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I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.
— Dave Chappelle
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
— Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'
— Marla Gibbs
I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
— Dave Chappelle
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
— Dave Chappelle
My generation is under-entertained.
— Dave Chappelle
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
— Dave Chappelle
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.
— Dave Chappelle
Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.
— Dave Chappelle
I got a lot of positive people around me.
— Dave Chappelle
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm an introspective dude.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
— Dave Chappelle
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
— Dave Chappelle
I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
— Dave Chappelle
I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
— Dave Chappelle
I love my jokes.
— Dave Chappelle
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
— Dave Chappelle
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
— Dave Chappelle
Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.
— Bill Burr
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
— Dave Chappelle
You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
— Dave Chappelle
Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
— Dave Chappelle
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
— Dave Chappelle
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
— Dave Chappelle
