Best Dads Quotes
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It's rally bad when dads cry.
— Sarah Ockler
Dads in the family are even more important than women in the workplace: The workplace benefits from women, but the family needs dads.
— Warren Farrell
The thing about dads is, even when they're very good, they don't do anything like as much as most mums do.
— Louise Nurding
First off, let's clear this up - fries are not a side dish and you can't count those as a vegetable. Sorry.
— Tez Brooks
In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'
— Steve Schirripa
Fourteen Kids, Two Dads, One Mom, Two Nannies, Two Tutors - and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
— Heather Demetrios
Dads are the appendix of humanity. They should just be taken out before they start causing problems.
— Nick Burd
children are. Moms to push their swings. Dads to wipe the dirt off scraped knees. Beyond the park there's a water
— Jenny B. Jones
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
— Eoin Colfer
Kids without dads are desperate and jealous. Those with dads can be uppity and sharp.
— Shawn Stewart Ruff
Other dads actually sat at the dinner table. Mine left me a fifty and a reminder to do my goddamn katas.
— Lilith Saintcrow
Half-sloshed mums're rolling their eyes at sun-pinked dads burning bangers on barbecues.
— David Mitchell
When my mother heard about this, she was furious, and she crossed Nellie off her prayer list. My dad put her on his instead, so she didn't miss out.
— Jeanette Winterson
The best fathers have the softest, sweetest hearts. In other words, great dads are real marshmallows.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Most moms and dads think they are either the best or the worst parents in the world. Both are wrong.
— Kevin DeYoung
Anyone could father a child. But a good parent puts his child's needs before his own. A parent should be selfless not selfish.
— Penelope Ward
I don't have children that I've lost in a bitter custody dispute. But I see an enormous wound in kids due to a lack of their dads.
— Warren Farrell
Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.
— Kyle Dunnigan
When moms and dads put their kids in acting class, good luck. Because you're just filling them with stuff they don't need yet.
— Anna Chlumsky
My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me.
— Felipe Esparza
No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.
— Demetri Martin
Ninety percent of my best friends back home are plumbers, electricians, builders, or landscapers. Most of our dads worked in trades.
— Liam Hemsworth