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Best Dad Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Nona had been bonkers since I could remember.

Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: My dad is actually a manic depressive, which

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. — Marc Maron

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Charlie Day: I always was a funny guy, the class

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. — Charlie Day

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My dad's dying wish was to have his

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Jay Crownover: I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Louis Tomlinson: When I was growing up we didn't have

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Jenna Bush: From my dad ... I think we have

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Patrick Thomas: Life's funny that way, kind of like a

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Norm MacDonald: My dad died, and my grandfather died, and

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. — Norm MacDonald

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Timothy J. Russert: The older I get, the smarter my father

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. — Timothy J. Russert

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's

You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's just not two of her, Dad teased Nona — Holly Hood

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness

You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes.
"Well this is awkward. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Angelina Jolie: What's going to be funny is when they

What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad. — Angelina Jolie

Best Dad Funny Quotes By Peter Gallagher: I love playing a dad. It's hard to

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. — Peter Gallagher